<< Little Johnny @ Age 25 >>

Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office .. but she belonged to someone else ..

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One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you" .. but the girl said "NO!!".

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Johnny said "I'll be fast:: I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up". She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend .. so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

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Her boyfriend says:: "Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down". So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

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Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

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Finally after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened .. She said, "The bastard used coins .. !!".

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Moral of the Story - Management Lesson:

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"Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed."

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[everybody needs some rush in their life .. i enjoy it every second]